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Monday, 18 February 2008 I haven’t seen my office building crush ever since I got back from Dumaguete.Since then, I have formulated countless of theories explaining his absence. He resigned. He was shipped off to a remote location to handle training for a new division of his company. He was mugged the day I left and had no money to go to work so he had to beg for an entire week in some remote Quiapo backstreet while recovering from the wretched beating he was subjected to. He was kidnapped by mysterious alien life forms. Bad timing–>he went to Dumaguete the day after I left and he sat on the same seat I did on the plane, ate in the same restaurant I ate, walked along the Boulevard the exact same time but only a day after my departure... LOL The last one’s my favorite. It screams “B MOVIE!!!” I have a hundred more. Buzz me if you’re interested in hearing the crazier ones. So anyway. I finally saw him again today. And I looked like a total schmuck. I was just so shocked when I saw him (I honestly thought I would never see him again) that I ended up blurting (rather loudly, I might add) “Oh My God.” And let me emphasize the fact that each syllable was properly enunciated that even a person fifty feet away from me would figure out exactly what I had just said. Crush was around 15 feet away. I was looking directly at him. Our eyes met. I turned and frantically signaled to Leah that he was there and the next thing I knew when I turned to look again, he was gone. Probably scared off by his psycho stalker. Hahaha this reeks so much of high school. Well, high schoolish flirtations are all about I can handle now so it’s all good! hehe Crush was looking scruffier than usual–he looked like he didn’t shave for an entire week. He looked hawt. Leche. Why is it when girls do their own version of not shaving (say, not shampooing our hair), it does not have the same desired effect as that of men not shaving? Some of them, the ones like Crush anyway, look even hotter unshaved. They should be looking gross and unclean but they end up looking sexy and “rugged.” When girls don’t shampoo even for a day, they look greasy. LOL Imagine if girls do not even bother shaving their, say, underarm hair. Ewww. If I were a guy, I’d be running towards the opposite direction. Not the same effect as men’s ruggedness, that’s for sure. Then again, tell a girl she looks rugged or scruffy and, I don’t know, you just might end up getting bitch-slapped. This week's reminiscent of college hell-weeks. We're finally launching! Yey! :D
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