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Tuesday, 14 August 2007 I found the perfect way to remove all traces of sleep in the body during important first-day mornings like this one. It's tried and tested. I speak from experience.Anyway, kindly follow the instructions below: 1. Drag yourself out of bed. Reluctantly, I might add. 2. Put on your bedroom slippers. Preferably the really old begging-to-be-thrown-out ones. Mine happened to be a pair of uber comfortable red bedroom slippers my aunt brought home from a Baguio trip a year back--fyi, the older the pair, the better. Finally...and this is the most important... 3. Walk down a flight of stairs (or an inclined plane) after completely ignoring the fact that the final two steps (better yet, all) were recently waxed. It will not only jerk you awake, it also has the added benefit of helping make sure everybody in your entire household start their day early. Warning: Not for people with back problems and suicidal tendencies or unworthiness issues. Expect laughter. LOTS OF IT. Ah, life. Sometimes you really have to fall flat on your ass first before you finally wake up. ;)
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